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I'm Not Rude I'm Autistic | Sarcastic Autism Awareness | Scannable NFC Keychain

I'm Not Rude I'm Autistic | Sarcastic Autism Awareness | Scannable NFC Keychain

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Bring clarity (and a bit of cheek) wherever you go. This scannable NFC autism awareness keychain pairs a bold “I’m Not Rude, I’m Autistic” design with practical emergency contact and medical info in one quick tap — handmade in the UK.

What it does
Tap the tag with any modern smartphone to instantly:

  • Open a page with your condition notes, medications, allergies, and emergency contact details

  • Start a call to your chosen number, or open a pre-filled text

  • Link to a private URL (medical profile, care plan, cloud doc) you can update anytime

How it works (seconds to set up)

  1. Use a free NFC app to write your action (URL / call / note).

  2. Hold your phone to the tag to save it.

  3. Anyone with an NFC-enabled phone can tap to view or trigger the action.
    Compatible with most recent iPhone and Android devices. Waterproof and durable for daily use. 

Why this design
Autistic adults asked for something clear, direct, and a little sarcastic. This tag helps set expectations in busy spaces while keeping vital info one tap away.

Handmade details
Crafted in the UK by Chronically Sick Mama, finished for keys, bags, lanyards, or sensory-safe pouches. Backing colour may vary. 

What’s included

  • 1 × Scannable NFC keychain

  • Quick-start tips for programming the most common actions (URL, call, on-screen note)

Setup guide
New to NFC? See our setup guide here for step-by-step instructions and recommended free apps.

Privacy & control
You choose what the tag shows and can rewrite it anytime. For sensitive information, link to a secure page rather than storing raw data on the tag.

  • Days out & festivals: clip to a lanyard so stewards can tap and reach your Emergency Contact.

  • Appointments & SEN meetings: link to a page with helpful notes, accommodations, or a care plan.

  • Work & college: attach to your ID badge for quick context in busy environments.

  • Travel & days away: pop on your backpack or medical pouch; a tap shows key info if you’re overwhelmed or non-verbal.

  • At home: keep on your keys so housemates/carers can access medication timings or routines.

backing colour may vary 

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